Dirty Martini

Tell this man he isn't classy

I dare someone to say dirty martinis aren't classy. Honestly I think its the classiest drink you can have at a party. Often associated with black tie events, the dirty martini is not just classy it's a classic. When your Pappy was trying to score chicks he was probably sipping one of these. Users beware that this drink is not an everyday drink. It can either make you look pretentious or smug but, honestly chances are if you are at event drinking this then your most likely amongst the like.

1 1/2 oz Smirnoff Red Label Vodka

1 splash olive juice

1 olive

In a shaker with ice, vodka and olive juice shake and strain the drink into a martini glass. Garnish it with an olive. Then buy an Aston Martin and acquire a license to kill.