Getting your drink game proper is
essential when you're on a date. Ordering a Long Island at the bar is not
impressive, in fact you dead wrong. Now let’s get something straight I am not
talking about getting drunk and making an ass out of yourself. I am talking
about knowing how to make a drink that fits the situation, meal, or
personality. Oh you didn't know you can make drinks based on personality...
newb. Also I know you "real men," aka I drink whiskey cause it makes
me look like Mike Rowe types, love your hard alcohol but sometimes having a
nice wine or beer will do.
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| Unless you're this guy stop faking it. |
While we are on that last
subject, go ahead and take notes on this. I will never, never, ever eva-eva-eva
teach you how to make a daiquiri. No self respecting man should know how to
make a daiquiri or wine cooler. You know what, since I have your attention I will also note something that's been bothering me. Guys stop icing each other! If you don’t know what that is then you are safe from this lecture. But for you
brosephs that do, STOP IT! It’s not funny, it's not witty, it's cute. Men aren't
cute, they are handsome. Save that sh*t for your girls night out.
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| If you're familiar with this ritual first hand I need you to get off my blog, all hope was lost for you at first sip. |
Okay let’s
get back on subject, got me heated. I will start you off with some classy
drinks cause most of ya'll need some class all day:
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| Session 1, Classy |
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| Session 2, Manly |
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| Session 3, Delicious |
so.. can i drink hard stuff?
ReplyDeleteYou can absolutely drink hard drinks. I am still working on this page. What I need to add is that there is a time, place, and particular dates you should do straight drinks. There is nothing wrong with a Bulleit Neat (Bourbon on the rocks), Buchanan’s En Las Rochas (Whiskey shaken with ice and filtered out), dirty martini (for you classy lots: vodka with olive and splash of olive juice). Stay tuned cause you made it my goal to work on this page today.
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