Screwed Apple Pie

I was a weird kid, I loved apples versus desserts. Golden delicious had my vote every time and any punk to be the first to judge me back then I would just throw my apple at their face. Discussion over. As the name suggest this drink taste like your grandma got crazy in the kitchen and put your uncles habits in her cooking. That one tasteless movie is correct, "Love is like a warm apple pie."  Uhmm let's make some love shall we.

1 shot Butterscotch liqueur 

1 shot apple pucker (making it hot is better)

1 shot apple pinnacle vodka*

1 shot whip cream pinnacle vodka

Polish off with sprite

Thin slice of green apple 

In a martini shaker add all the alcs with ice and shake like a woman of the night. Don't shake the soda for obvious reasons genius. Strain into a martini glass and add sprite, so leave room... maybe. Garnish with thin slice of green apple and mouth. Mumble pie baby. Cause this will get you mumbling drunk if you have too much.

*If you want more apple taste without getting rid of the alc add this.