Session 1, Classy

Wine and Champagne are by default classy. Unless you drink that ish from a plastic cup, in which case you're a college student, you're sampling somewhere that isn't a vineyard, or your parents failed in raising you to be a decent person. So we will talk about grapes at a later date.

Classy drinks are drinks you can have while still maintaining some sense of style and pose. You can hold this drink and look like you mean business. Let those girls know you came prepared with daddy socks on and show them that's no clip on.

Disaronno Squeeze

Dirty Martini

Tom Collins